Buy Optical Media, Get Free Bagel Holder [Hot Deal]

As the mass media warns of the financial apocolypse, consumers are tugging on their purse strings and retailers are feeling the pinch. Manufacturers everywhere are trying out kooky gimmicks to try and lure dollars out of the pockets of spooked consumers. Whether it is a free copy of Far Cry 2 with your NVIDIA graphics card purchase or a bonus Dell Mini netbook with your Iron Man DVD, the deals are starting to heat up. Now optical media manufacturers are bundling free bagel and donut holders with every optical media purchase.

This gives me a great idea for a new business plan. 

Just think of the synergy savings!